officialunitedstates:

mentaygalletas:

officialunitedstates:

the doorbell rings.  you go to answer it.  on the other side of the door is a tiny mouse.  she says “let me in.”  you let her in.  she becomes your best friend.  good job

What

good job

(via basedchild666)

aelita15:

toolmutual:

interrogation scene in a movey where the guy refuses to cooperate and he’s like “fuck you” and spits blood and the people interrogating him are like “what the fuck. nobody’s even hit you yet. where did you get all that blood from”

i think that’d be funny

“Dude are you ok”

(Source: scumfuckus, via snowymansondays)

snakegay:

why do people get so freaked out that your dog or cat will probably eat your corpse if you die. theyr liferally just hungry ? let people have fun????

(via makenshikurona)

weirdness-is-good:

Casey Frey was in a commercial for Just Dance 2015…

(via ginseng-stripper)

justiceforamydunne:

post: *contains the words bread, women, nature, farm, cow, chicken, sheep, flowers, mountains, hills, tomatoes, lettuce, broccoli, [insert +50 other vegetables]*

lesbians:

(Source: lonelycowgirlinyourarea, via angelhare)

pissyjorts:

kavvka:

pissyjorts:

life… is an egg

explain

has chickens in it sometimes

(Source: staraptor, via unclefather)

reevesdriver:

Me looking at the same picture of Keanu Reeves everyday